so that wasnt chicken after all
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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