If i come over, it means nothing
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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