32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
