just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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