Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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