His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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