The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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