If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
sex on a bike is impossible
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