sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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