Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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