So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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