Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
People in love make me want to vomit
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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