let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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