S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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