So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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