How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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