She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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