We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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