Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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