There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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