I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
