so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Randomize
