Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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