just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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