I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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