peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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