i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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