your thong is hanging out like whoa
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
