so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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