: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he told me I talked like a deaf person
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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