sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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