i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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