so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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