I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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