Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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