So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm getting married
To pizza
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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