Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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