If that was your dad, he is hot
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
When did angry sex become our thing?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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