This girl is more easily done than said...
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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