Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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