Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Randomize
