I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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