"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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