ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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