We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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