Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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