I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
