dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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