And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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