I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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