I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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