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In the future we'll all be gay
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
