They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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