No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
tequila makes me forget i have legs
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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